Cracks in the Platform

Some funny things have happened to me recently during my Heavy and Holy tour. Lets see where do I want to start. My pink stilletos. I was doing a concert in my pink stilletos. The platform floor was wood. There was a crack in the wood....yes you guessed it....my stilleto heel went down into the crack and would'nt come out. It was really hard to be spiritual while singing Glimpse, trying to pull my shoe out without losing it, and trying not to fall down as I swayed back and forth. Lucky it was a progressive church, they just thought I was really under the unction of the Holy Spirit. Just had to stay in that position swaying back and forth. One leg forward, the stuck foot back in the crack till the song ended. Went to a fast song then and just danced right out of my shoes. My Mom was dying laughing, but I don't think anyone else knew what happened.....untill now.

Then....I was at a really stuffy older church recently. The congregation was mostly elderly people. I do just love senior citizens...but this time I was just a little too loud for them. I did my first song, and in the middle of it my music and vocals got really soft. I could barely hear the music. The sound system was in the back of the church. After the song I asked my Mom to give me some more music. She did. Then the usher ( of course just a sweet elder) went over
and turned it down. My Mom waited till he was gone then turned it back up. He came back over and turned it down. This went on three or four more times. My Mom finally just sit down and started praying that I could hear my music, because she could'nt hear it in the back of the church. The congregation was talking about how loud everything was after the service, but I sold a ton of cds......

My Dad bought me one of those things that you hook up to a thing in the dash, and it gives you electrical power. I was running late one night and thought I would dry my hair in the car. Nope it did'nt work....blew a fuse. We stopped by a repair shop the next day. I told the guy who worked there what had happened, he just looked at me, shook his head with a bewildered look and said, "Why did'nt you just stick you head out the window?"

Okay more later. I have to go study.